Hi I love you :)

castielattano: eyelikeamagpie: thegirlincendio: xsamandriel: fredweesley: thegirlwhocriedfoxface...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:57:07 -0700

eyelikeamagpie:

thegirlincendio:

xsamandriel:

fredweesley:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

biliepiper:

john green takes a shower

john clean

john green eats a bean burrito

john bean

john green loses weight

john lean

john green finds inner peace

john serene

john green killed augustus waters

john mean

john green abandons his children

john winchester

YOU MOTHERFUCKER

katzmatt: fruk-more-like-frick-already: taeyeon-9muses-rilakkum...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:53:51 -0700

katzmatt:

fruk-more-like-frick-already:

taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:

Clever way of getting his features in there.

cr: thqys

LITTLE FUCKING BEAR PANCAKES!

I WANT SOME SO I CAN DRENCH THEM IN MAPLE SYRUP OH MY GOD

THIS IS SO CUTE I DON’T EVEN LIKE PANCAKES

FUCKING BRILLANT

Send me numbers guys (:

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:41:23 -0700

1)Put your phone on shuffle. What are the first 3 songs?
2) Favorite quote?
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, write the first sentence.
4) What do you think about most?
5) Sexual orientation?
6) Do you have any strange phobias?
7) What is the first thing you notice in new person?
8) Hair color?
9) Favorite style of clothing?
10) What was the last lie you told?
11) How do you feel right now?
12) Where did you get the idea for your URL?
13) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
14) Last person you texted?
15) How do you vent your anger?
16) Are you excited about anything?
17) Are you happy with the person you’ve become?
18) Best friend?
19) What’s your biggest “what if”?
20) What is something you disliked about today?
21) What was the last book you read?
22) Smell the air. What do you smell?
23) What’s the worst place you have ever been to?
24) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
25) To you, what is the meaning of life?
26) Can you drive? If so, what kind of car do you drive?
27) How can I win you heart?
28) What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?
29) Do you have any obsessions right now?
30) Top 5 blogs on tumblr?
31) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
32) What is your astrological sign?
33) Have you smoked weed?
34) Love or lust?
35) In a relationship?
36) How many relationships have you had?
37) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
38) Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
39) What did you do last night besides sleep?
40) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
41) Favourite pizza topping?
42) What are you really bad at?
43) What do you like about myself?
44) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
45) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
46) What is your current desktop picture?
47) What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
48) What are you going to spend money on next?
49) Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
50) Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
51) Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
52) The last time you felt broken?
53) Are you in a good mood?
54) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
55) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
56) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
57) Best vs worst sex experience?
58) How do you view sex?
59) What is a topic you love to discuss?
60) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

theknightofdavekat: br000t: healthy-mind-body-me: the fuck am...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:32:20 -0700

theknightofdavekat:

br000t:

healthy-mind-body-me:

the fuck am i suppose to do with this

i have honestly never laughed so hard in my entire life

so thats why her handjobs are second rate

concernedresidentofbakerstreet: skitsskat: youngheartoldmind: ...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:29:24 -0700

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

skitsskat:

youngheartoldmind:

white people

WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON WIHT HTE MILK ONE????

IS THAT PERSON SERIOUSLY ATTEMPTING TO CUT BREAD WITH A FUCKING DOORSTOP

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:59:16 -0700

consultingskeletontribute: pandaterian: kobochajunkbox: animed...

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:57:41 -0700

consultingskeletontribute:

pandaterian:

kobochajunkbox:

animeds7:

yes… yes, of course. thank you, google.

Ah, yes, my mistake. Thank you.

#Google is Moriarty. #When he’s bored he pretends to be the internet.

(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:50:16 -0700

(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)

Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”

Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”

Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”

Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”

(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)

insanosylum: i tried so hard not to reblog this but in the end...

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:02:20 -0700

insanosylum:

i tried so hard not to reblog this but in the end i lost to the fabulous

neuken-liefde: He’s a beautiful person

Wed, 22 May 2013 08:37:24 -0700

neuken-liefde:

He’s a beautiful person

racetowardthesun: casfeathers: mixgoldenphoenix: gracelesscas: i would pay good money for a...

Wed, 22 May 2013 08:19:29 -0700

racetowardthesun:

casfeathers:

mixgoldenphoenix:

gracelesscas:

i would pay good money for a navigation system voiced by cas

“I-I don’t understand. Why did you not turn when I told you to?”

“You should show me some respect. I dragged you out of downtown rush hour traffic, I can throw you back in.”

I READ IT IN THE VOICE I READ IT IN THE VOICE

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 08:13:43 -0700

thefaultsinourself: densofaxis: the swim team at my school was able to slip in “we go in hard and...

Wed, 22 May 2013 08:08:33 -0700

thefaultsinourself:

densofaxis:

the swim team at my school was able to slip in “we go in hard and come out wet” in the yearbook and the yearbook people didn’t realize it until it was too late so they put stickers over that part but everyone’s taking that shit off

that is beautiful

“If I was your lover”… Finish it in my ask.

Wed, 22 May 2013 08:04:57 -0700

spamanos:

Watch me get none whatsoever

I’m looking forward to not receiving any messages.

please omg

anonymously-ashley: oopsfuckproductions: Fuck yes!

Wed, 22 May 2013 08:01:44 -0700

anonymously-ashley:

oopsfuckproductions:

Fuck yes!

childblood: puppetcams: The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about...

Wed, 22 May 2013 07:56:52 -0700

childblood:

puppetcams:

The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s”

omfg

really tho the fictional character that’s been treated the worst by its writers is Scrat

Wed, 22 May 2013 07:43:45 -0700

really tho the fictional character that’s been treated the worst by its writers is Scrat

itsanearhatloki: noticemeimbroken: katonwolf: ximjustinlovex: ...

Wed, 22 May 2013 07:40:14 -0700

itsanearhatloki:

noticemeimbroken:

katonwolf:

ximjustinlovex:

sleeping-with-theveil:

allyykatt:

I’m a lesbian so i must have a crush on every girl i see.

I have a lot of guy friends so i must be fucking every single one of them.

I smile a lot, so i must have the perfect life.

I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner.

My opinion matters, so I must be a bitch.

I’m comfortable with my body, so I get around?

I’m friends with a lot of guys, so I’ve must have hooked up with all of them.

I like to help out, so I must be a suck up.

I’m black, so I must be ghetto.

I’m black, so I must be stupid.

I’m Mexican, so I must be low class.

I’m bisexual, so I must get around.

I’m straight up blunt, so I must be a bitch.

I like to drink, so I must be an alcoholic.

I don’t hang out with guys, so I must be a lesbian.

I cut myself so I must be emo.

I’m bisexual, so none of my girl friends can feel safe.

I laugh and smile, so I cannot be depressed.

I like spending my day at home, so I don’t have any friends

I am gay, so i must be bullied

I am trans, so I must be a freak.

Most of my friends are dudes, so I must be a tomboy.

I’m on Tumblr, so I must have zero friends in real life

I’m a Muslim, so I must be a terrorist

I make a lot of mistakes so I must be stupid/retarded.

I strongly defend LGBT so I must be gay.

I’m from a broken family, so I must be a rebel.

I like rasta colors, so I must smoke weed.

I’ve had sex, so I must be a slut.

I’ve made mistakes, so I must be untrustworthy.

I really love him, so I must hold on.

I’m a Filipino, so I must be a maid.

I really love him, so I must be taken for granted.

I’m a Politician, so I must be corrupt.

I’m Blonde, so I must be really stupid.

I’m wearing a black shirt, so I must be emo.

I wear make up, so I must be a flirt.

I make alot of mistakes, so I must be hated.

I am a teenager, so I must be misunderstood.

“Forever reblogg”.

Wow this

this is perfect wow

I’m a Christian, so I must hate gays

I have big boobs, so I must dress like a whore

I’m overweight, so I must be fat

I’m not a big talker, so I must have no friends

I’m homeschooled, so I must be a loner

I like country music, so I must be a redneck

I like pop music, so I must be a floozy

I’m Black so I must like watermelon, kool aid, and fried chicken

I’m Mexican so I must hang out at home depot

I’m Irish so I must be drunk

I’m German so I must be hitler

I love this.

I’m an atheist so I must be a pretentious asshole.

I’m a masculine girl so I must be a lesbian.

I’m a feminine boy so I must be gay.

chlorodream: THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:37:13 -0700

chlorodream:

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

reblog if you want anons but in reality no one is going to send you anything and will just reblog this

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:07:02 -0700

m4lice-alice:

story of my life